if u have a pet tarantula i have so many questions for u. first off what the fuck is wrong with u
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
dont need no boys i grab my own titties
when people rev their car engines late at night
I tried. So hard. To keep scrolling.
Thermochromic table by Jay Watson
imagine banging someone on that table
imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table
Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.
What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?
aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story
"Girl Speaks Gibberish With Perfect Accents To Show What Languages Sound Like To Foreigners"
I love this?
I ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW WHAT AMERICAN ENGLISH SOUNDS LIKE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
bye vagina it was nice knowing you
#hello vagina it will be nice knowing you
#Wait a month
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those tumblr users that everyone else loves but you can’t stand