fuckoffcishets:

occupation: the family disappointment

hotwinger:

What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

pavlovs-schrodinger:

cityofloves:

someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons

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looks like this test was

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a piece of cake

thetomska:

tiorickyaoi:

I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

So glad someone finally cleared this up.

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

bakadille:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less that a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”

The artist now has food

sofapizza:

when tits attack

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

bex-chan:

stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals or what’s left of them anyway

little-yogi:

It’s a cute little thing though.

humanistrambles:

the single most accurate description of this movie i have seen

Right. Don’t sound like it. (x)

sinnergetics:

thethreemustyfears:

Does the autoplay script go under body, or head?

it goes in the dumpster