occupation: the family disappointment
What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!
someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons
looks like this test was
a piece of cake
I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
So glad someone finally cleared this up.
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less that a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw can you draw me”
The artist now has food
when tits attack
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
stop making villains so attractive it makes me question my morals or what’s left of them anyway
It’s a cute little thing though.
the single most accurate description of this movie i have seen
Right. Don’t sound like it. (x)