rubywhiterabbit: calderonbeta: feralcastiel: can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me” too soon HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
thereallifeoftheamericanteenager: oneboredjeu: nerdfithers: nerdfithers: i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once needless to say i was shocked get out
Me: Too expensive.
fartgallery: silhouetteofapocketedindividual: fartgallery: I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff animation. thats the thing you described. i need some time to think my thoughts
HELLO ATTNE TION ALL TUMBLR USERS
staff: HELL O THIS IS REal STAFF YOU MUST RECORD YOURSELF BALANCING AN EGG ON YOUR BUTTCRACK SINGING EVERY SINGLE SONG LIL WAYNE HAS EVER CREATED OR ELSE YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED AND WE WILL SEND YOU BIRD POO
Every time I get my period: Wow no okay that was not a month.
laughcentre: the last bite of every meal is the most important bite cause if it sucks the meal is ruined
masterwayne-at-221b: saltandtorchit: FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THIS IS SAM WINCHESTER’S REACTION TO BEING TOLD HE’S GOING TO DIE the supernatural fandom needs a lesson in what the word ‘friendly’ means
nbcemployee: the uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship
inbox: Like a good neighbor, I do not care
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: agentbartowski: pacokickthetaco: ideas: netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are i smell a worthwhile kickstarter netfics is just gonna end up being porn...
simonmarshallcolfer: help-the-fandoms-have-me: WHOA DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED If there were hunters out there like Sam and Dean, or a secret organization called Torchwood, or the Doctor showing up, or fairies or wizards or demigods or whatever, the ONE thing that would keep it completely secret is if someone wrote a book or made a TV show about it because by doing an internet...
excalilbur: when the person you like talks to you first
cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: One time when I was little I ran away from home because I was upset but I just took left turns because I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I ended up back at home it was really embarrassing
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
haithinkimfunny: queenestelle: gothist: GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS at least you get accepted no matter what that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
dogesexual: do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
miss-grace: Are you ever just overwhelmed by the horrifying thought that maybe, nobody ACTUALLY wants you around? And it’s not that you think everyone hates you, but it’s just that you’re not special to anyone? And that its really kind of sucky that you’re about 98% sure that nobody thinks “Wow, I just really like talking to her.” and that you could probably just disappear without anyone caring...
sewphia: 10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
mollyiswideawake: the-eleventh-blog: iwanty0ubleeders: can you imagine if google just disappeared from the internet and then we couldn’t google what happened to it because google was gone It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film
doctor: are you sexually active
me: i'm not even physically active
so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.
aduhm: closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger
i am three years behind in my math homework
andrewhussiesbosom: LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS IN SCHOOL AND I FELL ASLEEP IN ENGLISH CLASS ND WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS SUDDENLY AT A BUSINESS MEETING AND THE ICARLY CAST WAS THERE AND CARLY AND SAM STARTED OFF LIKE “Im carly, and Im sam and we’RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUVE FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE” AND THEN SPENCER CAUGHT ON FIRE