November 2011
Tonight's episode of Castle. I just can't.
ujumpijumpjack:
NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE THE WAY I FEEL ABOUT...
thesewallsibuilt:
When a picture means more than a thousand words
most-awkward-moments:
When your crush says your best friend is hot...
Dear people that invented tampons and pads,
Could you make those wrappers just a little bit louder or maybe add some fireworks? Because I’m sure there are still some people down the hall that didn’t know what I was doing.
wow, another group of sluts dressed as cats for...
onebraveheart:
how original…
some girl: pushes you out of the way
me: do you know who i am on the internet
I hate it when people ignore me
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
“oh so that’s how you are playing it huh? well fuck you”
October 2011
Most teens my age get in trouble for drinking and...
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
When I ask to play on my brother's Xbox
Me: can I play Xbox?
Him: no
Me: why not?
Him: cause you never share with me
Me: I have nothing to share! (I have no money therefor no possessions)
When you're so bored you start doing weird shit...
pitchblackglow:
If I had a dollar for every time someone texted me I’d still be broke…
When someone talks shit about your best friend.
damnthatswhatshesaid:
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DIE BITCH DIE
Reblog if you're spending Halloween on Tumblr.
shutguncakehole:
when I answer a question or do something wrong
Jerk: would you like some epic with that fail?
Me: yes…yes I would.
Jerk:
Me:
Lilo, why are you all wet?
When you eat something really delicious for the... →
damnthatswhatshesaid:
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That awkward moment when you spell a word and it...
most-awkward-moments:
You’re like:
“Wait, is that right?”
Then you look it up and it’s right and you’re like:
“Why did it look so weird?”
Click here if you’re awkward!
Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it.
most-awkward-moments:
Click here if you’re awkward!
Forgiving isn't for the person who hurt you, It's...
I like candied apples...minus the apple
i don't like cherries, eating things off of...
I speak three languages fluently: →
Smartass, Sarcasm, and Profanity.