All I ever wanted was to see you smiling.
I hate it when skinny people say they are fat and... →
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Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
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Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
squ1dgy: velvetprincess: tichondrius: I’ve been resisting watching this for 2 days I DON’T REGRET WATCHING IT OMG OH MY GOD IM DYING HOLY SHIT AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
When battle music plays in a game but you can't...
Anonymous asked: what's your first name?
hurricaneofsilence replied to your post: when a nice girl complains about not having a boyfriend i haven’t friendzoned every guy.. in fact most of them have friendzoned me. #frustration I never said you! I said “a nice girl” I know lots of nice girls…you just incriminated yourself! I’m gonna be an awesome detective
when a nice girl complains about not having a...
girl: no guy likes me…I’m gonna die alone Guy: you’ve friendzoned every guy…
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you have to pee.
timeladydragonmaster-deactivate asked: Anything by Ted Dekker is amazing.