PIKACHU, use yer bodyslam attaaackkk!!11
so this happened
What an inspiration
iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels
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Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
“You’re dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway” - Walt Disney
Yes this could have to do with the fact that Freya the Norse Goddess of love, beauty and fertility drove a chariot pulled by cats.
So, if I ever get married, I fully expect a catmobile.
Pikachu is stupid. It’s cannon.
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
yeah but who cleans it??? what a job