therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

khaleesikun:

WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:

  • HAIRLESS
  • NATURAL
  • STUNNING EYES
  • SHORT
  • A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE
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darrynek:

itshinyu:

darrynek:

why get a job when you can get hit by cars and sue the drivers 

And then you get injured and possibility die? I don’t think so.

get rich or die tryin dont you know the fuckin motto

millahtime86:

why do the Lannisters have such big beds?

because they push two twins together to make a king.

addelburgh:

incognito

addelburgh:

incognito

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ひょいっと - そんなあなたに

Playable Pokemon characters confirmed for SSB4

tito-blargh:

Only the cool kids will get it.

tito-blargh:

Only the cool kids will get it.

apolojizzing:

people who have the same name as you but they’re socially, academically and physically better

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