aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a woman 

shots fired

kamilledontfeel:

davybot:

tsvlink25:

When you’re just scrolling and then you suddenly find porn

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When you scroll down and you keep seeing more and more

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What makes this so accurate is the amount of cocks

fiftyshadesofgreywarden:

people who think jumping off a building and falling 100+ metres into a pile of hay or flower petals and then emerging unscathed is realistic but a female assassin isn’t

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melkior:

send hELP

princess-of-proper:

I love you Rock.

officialvarrictethras:

warning

do not, i repeat, do not

think about your favorite character’s face when they orgasm, especially after an agonizingly slow build of teasing and foreplay that lasts for hours

don’t imagine the relief in their eyes right before they close them

don’t…

hanari-502:

jaclcfrost:

a villain that became a villain not because they seek vengeance or crave power but because villains always have better one-liners, outfits, and musical numbers

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PRESENTATION

clestroying:

When a porn post comes up on your dash

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jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future

meg-h4n:

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

enjoy-the-silence:

Window of wisdom, portal of prophecy.

enjoy-the-silence:

Window of wisdom, portal of prophecy.